Today, I drove an American icon around...

[flippyshark]

HTH got to be Jim "Jesus" Caviezel's bellhop recently. Perhaps he'll tell us about it.

I just now saw Hugh Hefner on the news. He was surrounded by the four scary (and NOT attractive) girls and he said,"There are two places I call the happiest places on earth. One is Disney and the other is the Playboy Mansion." (I guess he's never been to the swanky, palacial and rat-free NotAfraid and Euromeinke estate.)

The newscaster said that his visit was "a belated birthday celebration for one of his four girlfriends." The newscaster then chuckled smarmily, and his co-anchor quickly segued to the weather. The weatherman said,"Oh, I just don't even want to go there." and he chuckled smarmily.