I'll never understand...

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Not to worry, you can make more.

Thank you Bill Cosby.

[Baileykat]

I'll never understand how I can lock my keys in my car when I've done it a million times before!


On my way out the door this afternoon to get the kids, I can't locate my keys. Hmmm..where can they be? Thinking I left them in the car last night, I run out to the car...Of course, there they are, hanging in the ignition, and of course, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED!

Crap crap crap!

Kids are at school, school is out, husband is in Phoenix with extra set, call one of Kat's friends mom who I know could have picked them up...Her daughter has been out of school for several days with HEAD LICE! Ick! Ok...no I really don't want you to get my kids! Thanks anyway! Call my best friend who lives 5 miles away and call school to beg grouchy secretary to let my kids hang out in office til she gets there....AAA comes, unlocks door, kids get home, all is good!

Make mental note to get extra extra set of keys made!

[blueerica]

There are a lot of things I have come to realize in the last few days that I don't understand. And I'm not sure if I want to.

1.) Cyclists going down Westchester Parkway: Why must you roam outside your luxury-sized bike lane when there is heavy traffic breezing past you at 60 MPH? Do you have no concern for your own mortality, or do you believe your helmet will protect you? Are you a car? Do you not know that the cars are bigger than you?

2.) Rollerbladers going down Westchester Pkwy: Make #1 a double for you! WTF??

3.) Insurance companies that within 24 hours of telling you one thing, will tell you the exact opposite. Will tell you they paid. Will tell you they denied further claims because they already paid.

4.) Hospitals that tell you they never received payment. That they don't care and are going to send me to collections. Said hospital is a madhouse, and I don't trust to pay them and get reimbursed for what above insurance might pay.

5.) Why I continue not wanting to deal with the insurance debacle once and for all.... Yet somehow, I keep trying...

[AllyOops!]

I'll never understand why, even at age 32, a skipped birthday breaks my heart. No parties, cake, balloons or that one phonecall you keep wishing for. So instead you cry and eat your own weight in old ass novelty-size Airport Toblerone in your comfy pink & grey sweats. Pathetic much? It's a little tough when you're competing with New Year's Day. You're never going to win!

It's February & I still get sad. I so need to get over it! That's what I don't understand- why I can't get over it!! I SO need to get over it!!!!

I can't complain! I'm so Blessed & don't even deserve all the wonderful joys that fill my life. So, I'll just celebrate other people's birthdays. That makes my heart all warm & roasty toasty!