Happy Independence Day!

[Gemini Cricket]

Here's what I kept saying through our fireworks:

Me: "You know where they have really good fireworks?"
Ralphie: "Where?"
Me: "Disneyland."

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Me: "You know, Disneyland's fireworks is timed to the music."

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Me: "You know where they have really good fireworks?"
Ralphie: "Disneyland?"
Me: "Yes."

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Me: "Disneyland would have had a better finale."

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Me: "You know who has better fireworks than Disneyland?"
Ralphie: "Disney World?"
Me: "No."
Ralphie: "Where?"
Me: "No place."