Dear:

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear LoT,
One of my favorite words is f u c k.
Signed,
GC Potty Mouth

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear Cellphone,
You keep telling me I have a voice mail and I really don't. Stop lying to me or I'll let Frodo eat you.
Signed,
One Cingular Sensation

[Prudence]

Dear write-on competition entrant:

Your analysis is hands down the best of the bunch. And the way you seemlessly moved through all the provided materials without making it look like you were just checking them off the list - just amazing. Not to mention the way you handled cased cited to but not provided in the closed universe!

So please explain to me why you apparently didn't bother to PROOF READ your submission? Why do sentences conclude without punctuation? Why do nouns not match their verbs?

You're really making my evaluation job difficult.

No love,
Me.

[scaeagles]

Dear Me,

Quit overanalyzing the job decision. Don't be a moron and take the damn thing.

SCA

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear SCA,
Take the job.
Your conscience

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Dear SCA,
Take the job.
Your conscience

This must be a fake. I know this because I have no conscience.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I know this because I have no conscience.

Doy, you're a Republican.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Doy, you're a Republican.

I was wondering who would post that first.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

This must be a fake. I know this because I have no conscience.

Dear Sca:

Take a coin, heads you take the job, tails you don't.

Toss it high in the air. Before it hits the ground you'll know which side you want it to land on. Take that option.

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear LoT,
Yes. Yes, I do actually work. I'm just not very good at it.

GC