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07-11-2006, 01:22 PM
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Double Agent
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Dear Online Store,
Thank you for making my order accessable on your website. However, that email you promised in one hour or less has still not arrived. Dear Gmail, Why, when I order things from online stores, do you not allow my confirmation emails through? Seriously, this is the second time this has happened. What gives? And no, it's not in the spam folder. I already checked. Signed, Almost considering buying things in stores |
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07-11-2006, 09:48 PM
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Prepping...
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Dear teacher:
Please learn how to stop mumbling. And while you're at it, please learn to speak clearer English. I can barely understand you through your super thick accent. And stop being such a doodyhead control freak. The school policy on breaks is 15 minutes, not 10. Most teachers give us 20-30 and let us out early. Get a clue and don't hold us until the last possible moment just because you can. Here is a hint. A 4 hour class with one 15 minute break is a very long class, especialy when you cannot be understood. Dear new job. I love you. |
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07-11-2006, 11:56 PM
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Nevermind
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Yaaay!   Wendy "It will all work out" La Gasse-Anderson |
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07-12-2006, 12:18 AM
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Dear ***hat hollyweird ****s,
Your idea of a rolling fast as a hunger strike is retarded. Sincerely, Name
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07-12-2006, 05:29 AM
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I LIKE!
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May I love you as well. I want to. SCA PS - Boo-ya, BTD! |
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07-12-2006, 05:34 AM
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Dear New Job Gods,
I need one now. I need to move on from this current one... Signed, GC |
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07-12-2006, 08:02 AM
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check your head
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Dear weatherman,
I am sorely disappointed in your latest forecast. I thought we'd already discussed this topic at length and you had wisely decided against further such actions. The humid heat thing has got to go! Now you tell me theres more coming? Do you really WANT an a$$whoopin' that bad? I would strongly advise you rethink your latest upcoming weather delivery. My operatives would prefer not to involve your family in this matter. You have been warned.
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07-12-2006, 08:07 AM
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GC,
After "Selecting All", don't confuse the following Gmail buttons in the Trash area of your email account: "Delete Forever" and "Move to Inbox". Well, don't confuse them again.... Signed, GC My inbox has trash in it... |
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07-12-2006, 11:35 AM
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I Floop the Pig
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Dear Brain,
Please start remembering things. Love, Umm...uh....
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07-12-2006, 12:56 PM
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"ZER-bee-ak"
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Dear most users of PA systems and drive-through order-takers,
Please take the gawd damned microphone out of your mouth and articulate your words clearly. Signed, The poor slobs trying to decipher what the hell you're saying.
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