Dear:

[Mary Poppins]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

Dear Julie Andrews:

As we discussed today on the phone, enclosed please find a copy of Hairy Pop-him IV: Tuppence a Fag. I do hope you and Blake will find it as enjoyable to watch as it was to make. The insertion and removal of an umbrella, hat rack and potted plant was a most wonderful suggestion but you know how tight ana....errr.. budgetary constraints are!

See you at tea next week. Ta!

All my hot sweaty monkey love,
Pornabog

One does not use one's carpet-bag for the purposes of a shoddy red-bandanna movie. We have a reputation to uphold.

Besides, one prefers Titan titles.

See you on the carousel,
Mary.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Dear Brain,

Knock it off!!!!!!

Thanks,

B

[lashbear]

Dear Mary,

Try not to give away secrets.

Love,
Lashbear.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Dear HeadOn,

What does your product do? I do not see anything on your website that says what your product does.

It would be nice to know why I should purchase your product and "apply directly to my forehead." I usually do not apply things to my forehead just because someone tells me I should. Perhaps if you give me a good reason to purchase your product and apply it to my forehead, I just might do so.

Thank you,

Jennie

Yes I did send this

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Dear HeadOn,

What does your product do? I do not see anything on your website that says what your product does.

It would be nice to know why I should purchase your product and "apply directly to my forehead." I usually do not apply things to my forehead just because someone tells me I should. Perhaps if you give me a good reason to purchase your product and apply it to my forehead, I just might do so.

Thank you,

Jennie

Yes I did send this

I did a search on Walmart's web site (who was listed as a supplier) I now know what head on is!

[scaeagles]

Dear cat outside Matterhorn Fan's door,

I am a member of a counter organization called Decidedly and Eggregiously Against Those Hellishly Tainted Ogre Creatures of Aggravating Treachery and Snobbery, or 'DEATH TO CATS'. The name of the organization speaks for itself, so you had best watch which door you appear outside of.

We are watching you.

Sincerely,

A charter member of DEATH TO CATS

[wendybeth]

Dear Scaeagles,

Did you say something?



Use caution when exiting your domicile. We wouldn't want a stray cactus to fall on you or something. It would really suck if it was a freshly sprayed cactus, wouldn't it?

Yours in retaliatory evil,

The cat who is stationed near your house.

[tracilicious]

Dear Jennie,

Obviously it's SAFE to use! You can use it anytime you need it! Do you really need to know more?

Sincerely,
HeadOn Corp.

[Not Afraid]

Does HeadON give good Headons?

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Does HeadON give good Headons?

*runs off to buy a case*

I'll let you know...