Dear:

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Ponine

Dear Traci;

Dear Moonliner,
Sometimes, men DO speak in code. Honey, I think we should go to bed early tonight, can very often mean, Honey, I dont want to watch tv today, I would very much like to go to bed early and practice the horizontal tango with you.

Sincerly,
Ponine

Yeah, but in that case the answer is always no anyway.....

Originally Posted by JWBear

Dear Mooliner,

That is one of the advantages to being gay...

Could be the best argument yet for that point of view....

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Yeah, but in that case the answer is always no anyway.....

Dear Moonliner,
Please inform the men on the west coast that answering no is in fact an option.

~me

[Morrigoon]

Dear author of Violent Acres,

I particularly loved your recent piece on the dangers of out-of-control children. Reminded me of my days working Indy, it really did. Well, except the part about the waitress getting 57 stitches. That really sucks.

Keep writing!

Morrigoon

[BarTopDancer]

Dear co-worker,

I respect your desire to eat 2 frozen meals at lunch time. I really do. But it is super duper rude to put one in the microwave and then put the other one in right after that - especially when there is a line and they take 7 minutes each to cook. Now, you may be able to eat a meal in 7 minutes but please, let the rest of us have a shot of the microwave too.

Thank you,

Your office.

[katiesue]

Dear whoever is in charge of my spam filter,

You're letting in e-mail with things like f**k in the title but reservation confirmations from hotel and car services you hold back. Please reverse the situation as I need the confirmaitons sooner than three days later.

Sincerely,
Frustrated Admin

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by katiesue

Dear whoever is in charge of my spam filter,

You're letting in e-mail with things like f**k in the title but reservation confirmations from hotel and car services you hold back. Please reverse the situation as I need the confirmaitons sooner than three days later.

Sincerely,
Frustrated Admin

What ya using? I've resolved some similar issue with the corporate version of Norton Anti-Spam and might be able to help.....

[katiesue]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

What ya using? I've resolved some similar issue with the corporate version of Norton Anti-Spam and might be able to help.....

Mailfrontier. It's installed at the server level I can't make any modifications other than to unjunk things. But I can take hours/days for the e-mail I need to appear in the junk e-mail thingie they send so I can unjunk it.

[BarTopDancer]

Dear Work,

I have homework to do. If you would kindly back off and let me do said homework I would really appreciate it.

Thank you

[Kevy Baby]

Dear: adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb, interjection
–adjective1.beloved or loved: a dear friend.
2.(used in the salutation of a letter as an expression of affection or respect or as a conventional greeting): Dear Sir.
3.precious in one's regard; cherished: our dearest possessions.
4.heartfelt; earnest: one's dearest wish.
5.high-priced; expensive: The silk dress was too dear.
6.charging high prices: That shop is too dear for my budget.
7.excessive; high: a dear price to pay for one's independence.
8.Obsolete. difficult to get; scarce.
9.Obsolete. worthy; honorable.
–noun
10.a person who is good, kind, or generous: You're a dear to help me with the work.
11.a beloved one.
12.(sometimes initial capital letter) an affectionate or familiar term of address (sometimes offensive when used to a stranger, subordinate, etc.)
–adverb
13.dearly; fondly.
14.at a high price: That painting cost me dear.
–interjection
15.(used as an exclamation of surprise, distress, etc.): Oh dear, what a disappointment! Dear me! What's all that noise?

[Capt Jack]

hmm..."dear" based on the above, doesnt seem to fit so...



ignorant lackwits,

stop spray painting my (effing) front wall! if you want your name on my front wall so (gosh darn) bad then get a job and buy my (effing) house! you know (durn) well and (effing) good I'll paint over it within an hour of finding your (steer manure), so pointless and futile are a couple of new words you'll want to have explained to you by a grownup!

sometimes you make me long for the barbaric days of a 12ga and a handful of rocksalt

go (poop) in your own yard (sphincter)


the management



wow...I feel better