Dear:

[RStar]

Dear Management,

Please print this out and paste it to said wall. They will most likely paint over it, but perhaps they will think about it later, you never know!

On second thought, you have to have a brain to think.

Signed,

Never mind.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by RStar

Dear Management,

Please print this out and paste it to said wall. They will most likely paint over it, but perhaps they will think about it later, you never know!

On second thought, you have to have a brain to think.

Signed,

Never mind.

Dear RStar

Methinks that the only thing said posting would accomplish would be to fuel said morons into MORE annoying activity - there would be no thinking about it later.

Sad but true.

Love,
KB

[Mousey Girl]

Dear school district,

I am thrilled that you are the only district in Bakersfield to use the myshcoollunch.com program. My only question is why I didn't get an email from you telling my that Nick's lunch id number was invalid. I don't need him to get free lunches, only for your stupid website to work properly. I used the Id he has had since kindergarten. This was the only Id I had for him. If it wasn't right you should have let me know, along with the correct Id to use.

I am not neglecting my financial responsibilities, I honestly thought I had already paid.

Signed,
Pissy Parent Patrol

[Morrigoon]

Dear Pavarotti,

Thanks for the music

Sincerely,

The World

[JWBear]

Dear Clueless Employee,

When I come to your desk to find out why you haven’t turned in your August Statistics yet, don’t just sit there and tell me it’s because you just moved desks and can’t get in to the computer to print a report you need in order to complete your statistics. Get off your lazy, good for nothing ass and print the report from another computer!

Thank you.

[Morrigoon]

Dear Stomach,

Lunch isn't for another hour. Kindly shut up.

[katiesue]

Dear Sony,

Why must you make such a silly ipod interface. As much as I love the song Always by Bowling for Soup, hearing it each time I start the car because you automaticaly re-set to the first song in alphabetical order is kinda getting on my nerves. Finding the song I was listening to every time I start the car is getting a little bit old.

Always,
Me

[katiesue]

Dear Maddy,

Where the heckily schmeck did you put the stereo remote? I can't find it anywhere in the car.

Love,
Mommy

[BarTopDancer]

Dear Mommy,

If you are going to ask me questions via LoT I think it's time I had my own iTouch, so I can access the LoT wherever I am.

Love,

Your favorite daughter

[katiesue]

Dearest Daughter,

You have already stated your need for an iPhone but you did say you were "waiting for the prices do go down". And as I said then, when you get a job you can have whatever phone/iPod you'd like.

Love,
Mommy