Dear:

[Ghoulish Delight]

Dear stomach,

Piss off, tubby. That sandwich was plenty of food, I don't want to hear any grumbling from you. You can freaking wait until dinner.

Hungrily yours,
-Will Power

[CoasterMatt]

Dear Ponine,

Please come work for our payroll department. Free cookies and coffee (sorry, it's just Starbucks).

Signed,
CoasterMatt

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Dear Ponine,

Please come work for our payroll department. Free cookies and coffee (sorry, it's just Starbucks).

Signed,
CoasterMatt

Dear CoasterMatt,
Why do I fear that payroll for a major theme park and payroll for a large school district are very similar in stress levels?
Though you have cookies, I have no cookies. I am the provider of all sugar snacks and popcorn in my office.
Cookies would be a nice change.
How's the parking situation?

Ponine

[BarTopDancer]

Dear remote access using Senior Manager:

We just had a ton of layoffs because business is slow. A new laptop will be close to $3k. Your laptop is fine, it is user error. We know you want a new one, but by flat our refusing to do what we request to troubleshoot your issue so you can get one is not the way.

Signed,

Really freeking annoyed IT girl

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Dear remote access using Senior Manager:

We just had a ton of layoffs. A new laptop will be close to $3k. Your laptop is fine, it is user error. We know you want a new one, but by flat our refusing to do what we request to troubleshoot your issue so you can get one is not the way.

Signed,

Really freeking annoyed IT girl

Dear Really freeking annoyed IT girl

I'll bet Señor Manager will get his new laptop.

Signed,
Knows how Señor Managers can be

[BarTopDancer]

Dear Kevin,

I bet you're right. But not because of my managers deciding to appease him. They know what he wants and they won't go for it. They will have to be (and probably will be) directed by the Pres to get him the new laptop.

[€uroMeinke]

Dear remote access using Senior Manager:

If your laptop should some how get damaged, we'll have to replace it. Fitness experts suggest using the stair instead of the elevator to get a mini-workout during the day.

Department of Creative Destruction

[blueerica]

Dear Julieta Venegas,

Why is it only now I've heard you? I understand that you sing in Spanish, and that might be an instant turn-off to some - but I just so happened to be flipping around stations and caught you on LATV. Your voice and style is unique, quirky, and beautiful. You've won Grammys? How come you never told me? Oh, they were Latin Grammys... So what, I like you anyway. I think I'm going to either download you on iTunes if I can find your, or I'm going to have to find your album.

Con carino
Erica


Dear LoT,

If you're wondering who in the hell Julieta Venegas in, click here. If I'm late to the game, tell me - because she was a pleasant surprise to catch live... on TV.

Sincerely,
Erica

[Capt Jack]

Dear Erica,

Thanks for that. Dont feel bad, Ive never heard of her either, but yeah...very cool. I'll have to check that out myself. (notice I didnt mention how cute she is.)

Capt Jack


PS: LoT. For those of us spanish impared, Me voy = I go away (according to the translator) which I would assume is more like "Im leaving"

Just thought I'd save you a trip

CJ

[libraryvixen]

Dear Teens I've wrangled for my Advisory board,

Thank you for surprising me in a happy way. You're normally obnoxious and loud, but today, you were all willing to pitch in and help me plan the Halloween Carnival for the kids. You've made my transition to this new branch a happy one and I can't thank you enough. I can't wait to see what else we can all do!

Sincerely,

your friendly neighborhood library girl