Dear:

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear Evolution,

Would it have been so difficult to allow humans to evolve needing merely 2 fewer hours of sleep? 2 hours is all I need for my days to feel long, productive, and fulfilling. If I could get by on 6 hours of sleep, everything would be awesome. But no, I've got to make do with a mere 16 hour waking day. Evolution, you've failed me again.

Yours,
GD

Dear GD:

Evolution might let you down, but rest assured Big Pharma won't.