Dear:

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Dear people on the board I moderate:

You are not twelve years old. You know how to argue without calling someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g " and I have seen you do it. And if you DO call someone a "puke" or a "f u c k i n g " then don't piss and moan to me when somebody else calls you something equally distasteful.

Respectfully,
Annoyed Moderator



Dear high school,

I though I left you behind at the insurance company. Must you follow me everywhere I go?

Seriously, STOP FOLLOWING ME.
LSPE