Dear:

[BarTopDancer]

Dear teacher:

Please learn how to stop mumbling. And while you're at it, please learn to speak clearer English. I can barely understand you through your super thick accent. And stop being such a doodyhead control freak. The school policy on breaks is 15 minutes, not 10. Most teachers give us 20-30 and let us out early. Get a clue and don't hold us until the last possible moment just because you can. Here is a hint. A 4 hour class with one 15 minute break is a very long class, especialy when you cannot be understood.

Dear new job. I love you.