Dear:

[Freaky Tiki]

Dear Christian Music Festival People:

Hi...um it's me again. I really cannot stress to you how much I would like for you to go home. Really, I mean it. I have to work early in the morning, and I really don't appreciate having your crappy genre of music keeping me awake until midnight. I'll be honest if it was good music it'd be different, if you were playing a lullaby to put me to sleep, I'd actually be supporting your endeavor. And could you please explain to me why it needs to be so loud? I mean I support rock and/or roll, but let's be reasonable....if I can make out the lyrics to a song and I'm 3 miles away, isn't that a little overkill? Do you really find it productive to keep people in a 3 mile radius awake all night? I don't.