What are your idiosynchrasies?

[wendybeth]

Curse you, Matt! You snuck in under the radar. (*Mental note: KB and Matt= NSFW).

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

(*Mental note: KB and Matt= NSFW).

We're actually one and the same. Have you ever seen us in the same place together?

[Motorboat Cruiser]

And women think that they know all there is to know about men. Ha!

May the words "double pee stream" haunt you to your dying day.

(in other words, I'll let some other adventurous soul explain it)

[innerSpaceman]

Actually, it's exactly what it sounds like .... but now I want someone to scientifically explain it.




(oh, and I'm moderator-tormented about whether or not to remove CoasterMatt's link before it does someone irrevocable psychological harm.)

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

(oh, and I'm moderator-tormented about whether or not to remove CoasterMatt's link before it does someone irrevocable psychological harm.)

Well you could just update it to a link showing a photo of Bush&Eisner.
Oh, wait never mind. That would be worse.

[Gemini Cricket]

I'm not scientific in any way shape or form, but I'll give it a shot.

Wenchybeth, most times when a guy pees it comes out in one stream. Then suddenly for no apparent reason, the stream splits into two streams. Sometimes you have to adjust your aim because DPS could cause both streams to hit the floor instead of the bowl. I don't know why this happens more to some and not others. There aren't two penis holes. Sometimes the opening to your dick hole gets scrunched in your undies and causes this double pee stream effect. So it's always wise to make sure it ain't scrunchy before you pee. Sometimes when you're at a series of urinals with other men, from the side of your eye it looks like someone's fondling his bishop. In actuality, he could be unscrunching himself to prevent, you guessed it, double pee stream.

This may explain why women think men have terrible aim. It may have more to do with DPS.

DPS sometimes causes embarassing pecker trails on your khaki pants. If this happens, while washing your hands, sprikle some water all over your pants. It will make it appear that this watery mishap happened while washing your hands. If you exit the restroom wiping your wet hands on your pants, everyone will think that you're a bad washer and not a pants pisser.
I hope this answers some of your questions concerning DPS.
Thank you.

[Tramspotter]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

I'm not scientific in any way shape or form, but I'll give it a shot.

Yes but whats worse than the DPS is the waited too long after clearing the snorkel first piss. That can be more than two streams high initial pressure and you had better look out as down isn't the only angle it might come out in. Any direction and all squirlley like which seems to be the norm...

Now that is TMI

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

(oh, and I'm moderator-tormented about whether or not to remove CoasterMatt's link before it does someone irrevocable psychological harm.)

Too late.

[CoasterMatt]

For some reason, GC's explanation of DPS reminded me of the United Appeal for the Dead scene from Kentucky Fried Movie

[scaeagles]

I think your descripion should be published in some sort of medical journal.

Well done. Bravo!