Dear:

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Dear Cat Outside my Door:

I am a dog person. Please return to your home, which I suspect is just downstairs.

Matterhorn Fan

Dear Matterhorn Fan,

You are under investigation by our group, the Association of Feline Re-education- American Investigations Department, or 'AFRAID'. Our operatives have had you under surveillance for some time now, and we have decided that you are in need of some 're-education'. We shall be launching a concerted effort to sway your opinion towards our species and we would appreciate your cooperation. Any attempts to chase off or harm our personnel will be dealt with harshly- we have many unpleasant retaliatory methods, as I'm sure your friend 'Scaeagles' can attest to. Don't try to run- we are everywhere. Okay, maybe not in the Antarctic, but nearly everywhere. So don't try it.

Sincerely yours, etc,

The cat outside your door.