Lance Bass of *NSYNC is Officially The Gay

[Sub la Goon]

I am a newbie here. I am a guy who has 3 kids and a couple of ex-wives.

So I am not Sub la Gay.

I was a theater major in college, though, so I am an honorary member of the gay community. Sort of like how I was dubbed an honorary Jew one Christmas eve in NYC when I lived there and my spouse & kid were visiting CA. I fell in with a group of Jewish buddies in a tavern who meet and bar-hop every X-Mas eve, dubbing it "Jews' Night Out". To which I say: Maazel Tov!

But back to Lance & Reichen: I say their Odd Couple needs an appearance by the Polish Bicycle Squad aka The Polish Sausages.