Dear:

[wendybeth]

An Open Letter to Concerned Vegetables:

I am offering amnersty to any vegetables that don't wish to be consumed by Tracilicious and Family. You will enjoy spacious living quarters, plentiful water and sunshine- at least until the snow flies. To locate our sanctuary, simply hang a left outta Arizona then head north until you're nearly Canadian.

Yours, etc,
Wendy in the PNW

PS- mushrooms are not included in this amnesty program, as they will likely wind up sauteed and on top of a steak.

Onions are not necessarily safe, either- especially Walla Walla sweets.

PPS- Potatoes might be a bit....endangered, as well.

PPPS- Brussel sprouts are guaranteed a long and healthful existence.