Dear:

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Andrew

Dear cubicle neighbor cow-orker,

Pounding the Enter key on your keyboard is not going to make whatever is not happening start happening or happen any faster, and just makes you look like more of an idiot.

Dear cubicle neighbor co-worker,
But you dont understand, it makes me feel like the system will move faster. The "processing" on the screen merely means, if I press enter enough it will process faster.

Signed,
60% of Andrew, and Ponine's co-workers