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Old 08-10-2006, 12:22 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by lizziebith
I've yet to live with a single man who was capable of hanging up a wet towel.
You can move in with me. I not only hang it up, I spread it out to make sure there are no folds/pleats in it when it's hanging so it can dry quickly and evenly.


Some of my peeves include:
  • Seeing the non-word "alot"
    (hint: it's "a lot", as in, the opposite of "a little")
  • People who feel the need to CRRRRAAAANK the water knobs in my bathroom to the off position so hard it wears out a replaced washer in a few days.
  • People who feel the need to read on-screen text out loud when it appears within a film.
  • The inability of most motorists to lift their left pinkie and signal a fücking turn/lane change!
    Signaling a lane change at the same time as the actual change does not count as "signaling"! That's called confirming the obvious.
  • When someone calls me for help and then argues with me when I suggest a course of action.
    If you don't want my advice, don't call me, dickweed!
  • When some one answers my multiple-choice question with a binary response.
  • Hard butter served with cold bread.
  • While dining out, when my friend orders a "large" soda, I order a "large" milk, and my friend receives a bigger glass then I do.
    Charge me more of you need to, I want my gawddamn large milk so I don't have to wait for the waitron to bring me another!
  • Women who wear revealing clothing and then get offended when men look at them like sex objects.
  • Screaming children.
  • People who (ab)use the term "pro-family" when what they really mean is "anti-gay".
    They're entitled to feel the way they feel, just be honest.
Sorry, that turned into a rant, didn't it....
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