All things in moderation....?

[Alex]

I don't drink coffee, consume minimal caffeine, have never smoked (other than once when 7 but my mom caught me and made sure the urge would never arise again), while I've tried various drugs none more than once, I don't eat red meat (or the other white meat), I run 2-4 half marathons a year.

And still I'm 100 pounds overweight and will probably die of a heart attack before I'm 50 except in my family men die of cancer before that.

Live life, don't worry so much about tweaking the odds.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Apropos of, well, almost nothing, I just felt like quoting this...

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

while I've tried various drugs none more than once...

-snip-

And still I'm 100 pounds overweight

Methamphetamine can fix that for you in a jiffy.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by RStar

I'm not sure if I should invite you over for a party, give you the number of my therapist, or invite myself over for a fried chicken complete with a butter drenched waffle dinner!

How about you invite your therapist and me to your party, where you'll be serving butter drenched waffle dinners?

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Live life, don't worry so much about tweaking the odds.

words to live by.

I shall serve out my life sentence here as I see fit, quibbling not over a few extra ticks on the clock.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Live life, don't worry so much about tweaking the odds.

...and with that thought in mind, I am now sitting here eating a butter-drenched waffle.

[katiesue]

I drink coffee, black. Why put all that other crap in it? Usually one cup or so a day plus one or two Tab's are my caffiene quota.

[Kevy Baby]

I like my coffee like I like my woman: sweet and blonde

[lashbear]

I like my coffee like I like my men... Strong, sweet & Hairy.







.....OK, so maybe I don't like my coffee hairy...

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by lashbear

I like my coffee like I like my men... Strong, sweet & Hairy.







.....OK, so maybe I don't like my coffee hairy...

I've heard that about Aussie coffee.....