Tell us about your idiot relatives

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Out of nowhere an old exchange between me and my younger brother Steve popped into my head today. I think you'll enjoy it.

*phone rings*

Me: Hello

Steve: J, what does "pilfer" mean?

Me (confused): Huh?

Steve: I filled out a job application today. One of the questions was, "Will you be willing to pilfer?". I didn't know what that means so I said yes.

Me: Hahahaha! They asked if you'd be willing to steal from them and you said yes.

Steve: Oh sh!t. Gotta go.

*click*

But would he extort, filch and sack?