Do you believe in God?

[wendybeth]

I was devastated when I found out the truth about the tooth fairy. It ruined my life. That's when I started smoking and drinking and attending monster truck rallies. It's the reason I became a hairdresser instead of a brain surgeon.

Thank goodness there really is a Santa Claus. I love my Santa gifts!*



*Actually, what Katiesue said-in our family, those who express disbelief stop getting the really cool presents.