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[RStar]

*Song on your Ipod? If you don't own an Ipod, then what CD or cassette?
It's not embarrasing, but I like Wierd Al. Tough if everyone else doesn't.

*Item of clothing that you own or still keep in your closet?
My Speedos from when I use to scuba dive

*Thing you've done on a date?
I'm not sure, but I never had a girl friend very long, so I musta done something....

*Item you've purchased in a store?
Douch (for the wife of course)

And for those wanting extra brownie points...
*Sexual experience that you've had?
My first one. Lasted 0.02 seconds. Actually, it never really started, if you know what I mean..