Six Flags, Cockroach, front of line...

[AllyOops!]

Ugh....

You know what makes me sad? People will do ANYTHING for freebies or notoriety these days (i.e this particular stunt, Fear Factor, etc.) I mean, how badly do you want something that you need to lower and degrade yourself? It's not even like these fouls stunts are being performed survival necessities- it's for FRONT OF THE LINE PASSES. Sigh...

Now, having said that, excuse me while I step off my soapbox so that I may go down on 15 horny, drunken & syphilitic carnies in order to secure my front of the line rights for the Tilt-O-Whirl & Scrambler at the Los Angeles County Fair. My mouth may be virtually humming with disease, but it's nothing the Loop O Plane and a free bag of Kettle Korn won't cure.