Screech Sex Tape?!

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa"

Oh, you bet I will! What kind of girl do you take me for? I'm saving that for my wedding night. After my betrothed presents me with a Honeymoon Cincinnati Bowtie, I'm going to give him the blissful gift of Arabian Goggles, followed by a Rusty Trombone that ends in the best gift of all, an Alabama Hot Pocket.

What..you're supposed to just have regular ol' intercourse? Yawn much?


You know what's heartbreaking? I really am a good Catholic girl. You'd never, ever know it on this Board...