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Dear cable company:
My modem is dead. When I tell you I already re-set it, powered it off 6 ways from Sunday you should believe me. I do know what I am talking about. Thank you |
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Do you have a router as well as a modem? Probably a slim chance, but I've seen cases where a race condition will occur when the router and modem power up simultaneously. DPR |
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MBC, smack yourself upside the head for me ![]() |
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Thank you for your inquiry. We value your continued support. We will be happy to help you with your problem. Many problems can be solved by simply rebooting your modem. Please try this first and see if it corrects your issue. Let us know if we can be of further assistance. Sincerely, Customer support |
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(You forgot to add "Should it be necessary for a repairman to call at your residence, we will schedule the visit for between the hours of 8-5 PM, sometime next autumn." ) |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Dear Sanity,
Please hang on for a while longer. Only 4 more days and we'll be out of this charming little outpost of HELL. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Dear Penthouse Forum
I never thought I would be writing you, but...
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Worn Romantic
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Dear Katiesue,
Who is that tasty morsel pictured in your avatar? He looks familiar, but I can't place him.
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Very well then, I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.) -- Walt Whitman, "Song of Myself" |
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Dear JW Bear, Michael Fassbender, plays Azazeal in the BBC America show Hex. More here He's dreamy, especially for a fallen angel . Andrew got it right! Sincerely, KatieSue
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