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![]() Hem hem hem.
Applause. "Thank you, thank you." "My Sarah Palin jack-o-lantern is pretty on the outside but is lit by a very dim light." "My Joe Biden jack-o-lantern keeps saying "Happy Easter!" to my neighbors. What a gaffe!" "My Joe the Plumber jack-o-lantern is not a pumpkin after all. It's really a squash." "Is this thing on? Testing, testing?" "My McCain jack-o-lantern keeps blinking and sticking its tongue out at me." "My Obama jack-o-lantern is gone. It went to Hawai'i to see a pineapple." "Thank you, enjoy the rest of your stay here at the casino. Enjoy the buffet, make sure to try the Alaskan King Crab legs and moose burgers." ![]() |
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My friend Julie just said that she was going to go as Sarah Palin for Halloween but couldn't afford the costume.
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Joe the Plumber a no-show at McCain rally.
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In all fairness, though, Joe did tell McCain he would be there anytime between 10 and 4. "Him not showing was just Joe payin' respect to the Ohio city's name." Palin commented with a wink and a couple of elbow jabs to McCain's ribs. Ba-dum-ching! ![]() |
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Not a problem! Tell her to tuck the price tags in the sleeves, and she can RETURN THEM on November 1. Just like Palin!
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I Floop the Pig
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The lies continue
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Kicking up my heels!
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And if they lie like that now - just imagine what it will be like if they get elected.
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Indeed.
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Yes, that's exactly what I'm afraid of.
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