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Old 07-08-2009, 08:42 PM   #1
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http://Granny wants to collect from ... save her life.

An 88 year old had a stroke while on the phone with a friend. The friend hung up and called 911. Medics showed up, found the door locked, so they broke a window to get in. Now she's filing a claim for <$1000 to repair the door and scratches on a piano that was under the window they broke.
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:11 AM   #2
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Weird, it got all out of whack, not sure what happened. Link fixed now.
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:29 PM   #3
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:25 PM   #4
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Geesh. That granny should have asked for community help to fix her window rather than raising a stink about it to the city, in addition to the light scratches on her piano. If she was really that destitute, people would have chipped in to replace the window - even a glass company would have donated it for the publicity.

For going this route, she should have to pay it herself and be thankful she's still alive.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:21 AM   #5
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:12 AM   #6
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The question remains, what does he know and when did he know it?

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Most mammals, Cassandra explained, eat their placentas, to which I countered that most dogs eat their poop. I stopped arguing there, figuring that like many of Cassandra's hippie ideas — the compost bin, rubbing lemon on her underarms instead of deodorant — she'd give up on this in a few weeks. Even as the due date approached and she was still set on eating her placenta, I couldn't imagine that she'd remember to request it from the doctor after the most physically draining experience of her life. This is a woman who, 9 times out of 10, forgets the bag of leftovers at the restaurant.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:11 AM   #9
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Wow. The video is funny too.

I didn't realize that afterbirth was so...solid. I thought it was more like jelly.
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:58 AM   #10
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Not at all ... I thought of that as soon as I read the post, before clicking on the story.
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