CA Supreme Court to rule on Gay Marriage today (5/15) at 10:00am - Page 19

Alex · 06-16-2008, 07:02 PM

Plus, lesbians aren't known for putting things in their butts unnecessarily (though I'm sure plenty still do).

Fab · 06-16-2008, 10:55 PM

Define "unnecessarily".

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-17-2008, 02:02 PM

To those attending tonight's LHC meeting, I'm going to be a no show tonight. I'm not so sick that I need to miss a full day of work but I'm not so well that I feel like doing much else besides going home directly after. Headache and dizzy spells that have been bothering me for a few days now. Seeing a doc on Thursday morning. Will look forward to a report tomorrow, from those who do attend. And I will do my best to make it to the next one. Apologies!

Alex · 06-17-2008, 02:53 PM

Well, using the "property value" view of marriage (you can't paint your house, across the street from mine, pink because that would diminish the value of my property) I believe my marriage is now worth approximately $0.17 cents less than yesterday. However, this reduction is purely from diminished scarcity. You might argue that my marriage is just as unique as it was yesterday. But this is not true as I suspect the number of married men with painted toenails will now see a surge.

However, my first marriage has been retroactively augmented by $0.03 - a 45% increase in value.

If someone can provide me with a billing address for the Homosexual Agenda I'll see if I can get this $0.14 reimbursed before I am forced to cast my vote on the amendment this fall.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-17-2008, 03:02 PM

You going to ask for installments, or lump sum?

Isaac · 06-17-2008, 03:06 PM

On a related note, Norway just legalized gay marriage.

Quote:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080617/...y_gay_marriage

Norway's upper house of parliament voted 23-17 in favor of the gender-neutral marriage law on the same day that gay couples were marrying in California.
The law replaces 1993 legislation that gave gays the right to enter civil unions similar to marriage but did not allow church weddings or adoption. It takes effect Jan. 1.

Kevy Baby · 06-17-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Headache and dizzy spells that have been bothering me for a few days now.

Are you pregnant?

innerSpaceman · 06-17-2008, 03:21 PM

Feel better EH1812!

On a more whistful note:

Someday my Party B will come. Le sigh.

JWBear · 06-17-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Feel better EH1812!

On a more whistful note:

Someday my Party B will come. Le sigh.

What if you meet another Party A? What will you do then?

innerSpaceman · 06-17-2008, 04:19 PM

I can be versatile, in a pinch.

(If you pinch the right place)

06-16-2008, 07:02 PM	#1
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Plus, lesbians aren't known for putting things in their butts unnecessarily (though I'm sure plenty still do).
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06-16-2008, 10:55 PM	#2
Fab Señora Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 124	Define "unnecessarily".
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06-17-2008, 02:02 PM	#3
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	To those attending tonight's LHC meeting, I'm going to be a no show tonight. I'm not so sick that I need to miss a full day of work but I'm not so well that I feel like doing much else besides going home directly after. Headache and dizzy spells that have been bothering me for a few days now. Seeing a doc on Thursday morning. Will look forward to a report tomorrow, from those who do attend. And I will do my best to make it to the next one. Apologies!
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06-17-2008, 02:53 PM	#4
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Well, using the "property value" view of marriage (you can't paint your house, across the street from mine, pink because that would diminish the value of my property) I believe my marriage is now worth approximately $0.17 cents less than yesterday. However, this reduction is purely from diminished scarcity. You might argue that my marriage is just as unique as it was yesterday. But this is not true as I suspect the number of married men with painted toenails will now see a surge. However, my first marriage has been retroactively augmented by $0.03 - a 45% increase in value. If someone can provide me with a billing address for the Homosexual Agenda I'll see if I can get this $0.14 reimbursed before I am forced to cast my vote on the amendment this fall.
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06-17-2008, 03:02 PM	#5
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	You going to ask for installments, or lump sum? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-17-2008, 03:21 PM	#8
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Feel better EH1812! On a more whistful note: Someday my Party B will come. Le sigh.
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06-17-2008, 04:19 PM	#10
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I can be versatile, in a pinch. (If you pinch the right place)
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