Prudence is bored - Page 2

Name · 10-22-2005, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Perhaps the LoT could market a voodoo doll of me to assist with any expenses they have. I'm sure it would be quite the revenue generator.

As a friendly reminder, I no longer have a LOWER ESOPHAGEAL SPHINCTER. It was removed. So manipulation is not possible. I'm certain you would not be referring to anything else.

Curious - Why do you have "office" in quotes? Perhaps you are thinking a better word would be "brothel"?

So do you have a gag reflex????

Prudence · 10-21-2005, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Could you send that to me when you are done with it? Just wondering.

Hopefully it will include a sphincter that can be ... manipulated. Then we'll see how much R and R he actually gets at his "office".

One scaeagles doll with optional sphincter manipulation feature coming right up. heh.

Morrigoon · 10-21-2005, 11:26 AM

Hey, how about having your character eat something? I got 3 extra adventures by eating mushrooms. I could throw some in the clan stash if you want

Prudence · 10-21-2005, 11:51 AM

While it's a generous offer, Morigoon, it would occupy me for maybe 10 minutes? Actually, it occurs to me that I haven't played my pastamancer's turns yet, so I could go do that.

Meanwhile, here at the office, I have just returned from an excursion to the bathroom. Not because I really had to go, but because I was desperate for a change of scenery. I would like to report that the third floor ladies' room in Sullivan hall is cold. Not just kind of cold, but Forest Service outhouse cold. You know what I mean -- the concrete building with a HUGE amount of interior space to go along with the toilet seat mounted decoratively over the pit. Why are forest service outhouses so huge? What is it one could possibly intend to do in an outhouse that requires more space than the living room in my first apartment? There's no sink, no mirror, no plumbing. Just concrete, roof, toilet seat, pit. And lots of unused space with significant stench potential.

If this lull in activity keeps up I'm going to have to no choice but to resort to doing actual homework.

libraryvixen · 10-21-2005, 02:09 PM

Pru, I'm in a workshop in Sacramento. "Teens in the Library".

I just got to post on my blog as part of an assignment. Let's keep each other amused!

Prudence · 10-21-2005, 02:15 PM

Is your workshop as fascinating as my day?

On the other hand, I did get a kumquat bubble tea earlier, so that's something.

And the new ME came by (she was my note and comment editor and liked my work) and was aghast to learn that I'm here on my day off and told me to email her and we'd "work something out" for my remaining hours so that I don't have to come in on my days off. Yay new ME!

How shall we amuse ourselves? Given that we're in public places, of course.

libraryvixen · 10-21-2005, 02:19 PM

Well, we can amuse each other via funny barbs and quips about our day.

It's not totally facinating... as I am here to find out how to get "butts in the seats" for our teen programs. I think I am going to be the idea maker for the branch but the Childrens/YA librarian has to put the idea out.

Bummer thing is... today is an inservice day for my daughter. I could be at home with her.. but I am here

tracilicious · 10-21-2005, 02:23 PM

Do you have an elevator?

libraryvixen · 10-21-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

Do you have an elevator?

Only as I leave today! I was tardy today because parking was hard to find. .... and I have the name of my library on my nametag. I'll wait until I take it off to embarass myself!!

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-21-2005, 02:28 PM

I wish I had a new me that would save me from boring days. Yay new me!

10-21-2005, 11:26 AM	#3
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10-21-2005, 11:51 AM	#4
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	While it's a generous offer, Morigoon, it would occupy me for maybe 10 minutes? Actually, it occurs to me that I haven't played my pastamancer's turns yet, so I could go do that. Meanwhile, here at the office, I have just returned from an excursion to the bathroom. Not because I really had to go, but because I was desperate for a change of scenery. I would like to report that the third floor ladies' room in Sullivan hall is cold. Not just kind of cold, but Forest Service outhouse cold. You know what I mean -- the concrete building with a HUGE amount of interior space to go along with the toilet seat mounted decoratively over the pit. Why are forest service outhouses so huge? What is it one could possibly intend to do in an outhouse that requires more space than the living room in my first apartment? There's no sink, no mirror, no plumbing. Just concrete, roof, toilet seat, pit. And lots of unused space with significant stench potential. If this lull in activity keeps up I'm going to have to no choice but to resort to doing actual homework. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-21-2005, 02:09 PM	#5
libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	Pru, I'm in a workshop in Sacramento. "Teens in the Library". I just got to post on my blog as part of an assignment. Let's keep each other amused! __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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10-21-2005, 02:15 PM	#6
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Is your workshop as fascinating as my day? On the other hand, I did get a kumquat bubble tea earlier, so that's something. And the new ME came by (she was my note and comment editor and liked my work) and was aghast to learn that I'm here on my day off and told me to email her and we'd "work something out" for my remaining hours so that I don't have to come in on my days off. Yay new ME! How shall we amuse ourselves? Given that we're in public places, of course. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-21-2005, 02:19 PM	#7
libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	Well, we can amuse each other via funny barbs and quips about our day. It's not totally facinating... as I am here to find out how to get "butts in the seats" for our teen programs. I think I am going to be the idea maker for the branch but the Childrens/YA librarian has to put the idea out. Bummer thing is... today is an inservice day for my daughter. I could be at home with her.. but I am here __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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10-21-2005, 02:23 PM	#8
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Do you have an elevator? __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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10-21-2005, 02:28 PM	#10
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I wish I had a new me that would save me from boring days. Yay new me! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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