AWESOMENESS, BONERS, CENTAURS, and PATRICK SWAYZE!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

Two nights ago I dreamed I was getting a tattoo. (Not a HOLY SHEEYIT WTF WERE THEY THINKING tattoo like EH1812 posted). Hey Matt do you think that the guy who did your tattoo would be good at designing mine if it's Disney-related?

Basically, I want a sleeping beauty castle with Chernabog over it, and "Came to Believe" underneath. I'd have to see it first to know whether I liked it so much to stick it on me permanently.

Most tattoo artists worth their salt would do a preliminary sketch, and it would be a very collaborative experience. It takes an insanely skilled person to free-hand (they're out there) and an insanely brave person to be the recipient of free flowing permanent ink. Though they are out there, too.

What amuses me about the posted tattoo is that someone probably did request exactly that, and the artist probably did show him a sketch, and the person still wanted the tattoo. Can you imagine that discussion?

Dude: I want a rainbow!

Artist: Okay. I can do rainbows.

Dude: But wait, I also want a centaur.

Artist: A rainbow arching over or around a centaur. Got it. No problem.

Dude: A centaur who looks like Patrick Swazye.

Artist: Uh, okay.

Dude: Patrick Swayze in a TUX!

Aritst: Ah.

Dude: And I want him to be standing as though he's hiding an enormous erection (because, in my imagination, The Swayze always has a giant erection), even though as a centaur he'd have horse bits and not manly bits, but whatever. Got all that?

Artist: Yup. That'll be $500. Pay up front. I'll have the sketch ready in an hour.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

What amuses me about the posted tattoo is that someone probably did request exactly that, and the artist probably did show him a sketch, and the person still wanted the tattoo. Can you imagine that discussion?

Dude: I want a rainbow!

Artist: Okay. I can do rainbows.

Dude: But wait, I also want a centaur.

Artist: A rainbow arching over or around a centaur. Got it. No problem.

Dude: A centaur who looks like Patrick Swazye.

Artist: Uh, okay.

Dude: Patrick Swayze in a TUX!

Aritst: Ah.

Dude: And I want him to be standing as though he's hiding an enormous erection (because, in my imagination, The Swayze always has a giant erection), even though as a centaur he'd have horse bits and not manly bits, but whatever. Got all that?

Artist: Yup. That'll be $500. Pay up front. I'll have the sketch ready in an hour.

well, except for the rainbow, swayze, tux, centaur, boner and $500, thats how I did mine.

[JWBear]

It looks more like Jack Palance in a bad blonde wig to me.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Heh, I thought that it was a "boner" i.e. terrible mistake no one should ever make. In any case, I find it most amusing.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Heh, I thought that it was a "boner" i.e. terrible mistake no one should ever make.

I had assumed it was a person who handles the boning in bodices and other such garments. Boy was I confused!

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I had assumed it was a person who handles the boning in bodices and other such garments. Boy was I confused!

Awwwww crap, we finally corrupted Kevy Baby.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Heh, I thought that it was a "boner" i.e. terrible mistake no one should ever make. In any case, I find it most amusing.

But that's much less fun than thinking about boy boners, H.

[Strangler Lewis]

I didn't think "Patrick Swayze in a tux." I thought Patrick Swayze in the Saturday Night Live skit where he auditioned against Chris Farley for a spot at Chippendale's.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

I didn't think "Patrick Swayze in a tux." I thought Patrick Swayze in the Saturday Night Live skit where he auditioned against Chris Farley for a spot at Chippendale's.

Totally!

[innerSpaceman]

But the thing is ... even though he's doing the boner hiding pose, there's no way he's hiding anything but the most embarassingly tiny boner.


Would his Swayze Centaur boner be where the human one is or where the horse one is? For his sake, let's hope for the horse, in both location and, well, er ...




Reminds me, of course, of junior high when I used to hide unexpected schooldaze boners behind books. Pfft, what was I thinking? Should have walked around proudly with that ginormous tent in my pantz.