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Old 06-30-2008, 01:02 PM   #11
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I heard this the other day on the radio. It's more fun to hear him say it, but I'm amazed that he memorized the whole dang thing for his show.
His delivery on this piece is great!
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:27 PM   #12
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Here it is. You can also hear him read this piece on the audiobook version of "When Is Jesus Bringing The Pork Chops," which I highly recommend. It has a number of chapters about "euphemisms," and is practically an encyclopedia of unfortunate modern language usage.
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:34 PM   #13
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I hadn't mentioned that while waiting in line for Ep. 1 tix, I wandered to a bookstore and picked up Braindroppings. I keep meaning to mine that book for quotes. It kept me entertained so I didn't have to talk to the guy dressed as Obi-Wan ALL day.
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:46 PM   #14
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I hadn't mentioned that while waiting in line for Ep. 1 tix...
My condolences on having waited in line all day for those tix (assuming you mean SW Ep. 1).
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:50 AM   #16
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My condolences on having waited in line all day for those tix (assuming you mean SW Ep. 1).
Eh, it was an experience. I kinda liked Ep 1 for certain reasons anyway. [/derail]
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