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Prudence · 07-19-2006, 09:22 PM

Dear Professor:

The world will not end if you let us out of class three minutes early. I know the ABA has attendence requirements, but I don't think they extend to making sure we never ever ever leave early. And if they did, I'm sure the numerous times you've kept us late will more than make up for the missing three minutes. You do not need to stand up there stammering and randomly throwing out unconnected factoids you don't plan to test us on just so our butts stay in chairs for 100 minutes. All this blathering about judicial discretion and you can't let us out three minutes early because we're out of material for the day? Get a life.

No love,
Me.

BarTopDancer · 07-19-2006, 09:23 PM

Dear CoasterMatt,

I'd love too, but the land rental on top of the mortgage payment makes it way to expensive.

Andrew · 07-19-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

I realize that we pay a premium for living in Orange County, but don't you think it's a tiny bit unreasonable to charge $1200 for a 400sqft studio?

Dear BTD,

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/...0&addTwo=purrr

BarTopDancer · 07-19-2006, 09:46 PM

Dear Andrew,

New company does not have an office there. They do however have one in TX. mmm cowboys. And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So

Andrew · 07-19-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

New company does not have an office there.

A tech company without Bay Area offices?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So

That may be, but in SF everything is within walking distance. And if it's not, we have actual working mass transit.

BarTopDancer · 07-20-2006, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

A tech company without Bay Area offices?

It's not a tech company. That was old job.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-20-2006, 03:29 PM

Dear SzczerbiakManiac,

The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way.

Thanks,
Your Wet Clothes

tracilicious · 07-20-2006, 03:31 PM

Dear Little Brother,

I grow weary of hearing of your constant break ups with your girlfriend. No one that young should be that chronically unhappy. Do yourself (and me) a favor and stay broken up this time. Travel!

Love,
Your sister

SacTown Chronic · 07-20-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Dear SzczerbiakManiac,

The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way.

Thanks,
Your Wet Clothes

Dear Time Machine,

Activate.

Thanks,
STC

7 years ago.....

Dear Cat,

Screw the tobasco cap back on -- don't just set the cap on the bottle. If you do this then daddy won't accidentally squirt tobasco sauce in your eye when he shakes the bottle.

Love,
Dad (who always felt guilty even though it wasn't his fault AT ALL)

Not Afraid · 07-20-2006, 03:35 PM

Dear doggie mom.

Plese call me BEFORE you give your dog that double dose of insulin, not AFTERWARDS.

Sincerely,

The pet sitter you schedule to dose your dog at 7 pm.

07-19-2006, 09:22 PM	#201
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dear Professor: The world will not end if you let us out of class three minutes early. I know the ABA has attendence requirements, but I don't think they extend to making sure we never ever ever leave early. And if they did, I'm sure the numerous times you've kept us late will more than make up for the missing three minutes. You do not need to stand up there stammering and randomly throwing out unconnected factoids you don't plan to test us on just so our butts stay in chairs for 100 minutes. All this blathering about judicial discretion and you can't let us out three minutes early because we're out of material for the day? Get a life. No love, Me. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear CoasterMatt, I'd love too, but the land rental on top of the mortgage payment makes it way to expensive. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear Andrew, New company does not have an office there. They do however have one in TX. mmm cowboys. And the SF area is about as expensive as OC. So __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Dear SzczerbiakManiac, The next time you fill up your water bottle at the cooler, be sure to screw the cap back on ALL the way, not just half-way, before you tilt it back for a swig. Your shirt and pants will stay dryer that way. Thanks, Your Wet Clothes __________________
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07-20-2006, 03:31 PM	#208
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear Little Brother, I grow weary of hearing of your constant break ups with your girlfriend. No one that young should be that chronically unhappy. Do yourself (and me) a favor and stay broken up this time. Travel! Love, Your sister __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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07-20-2006, 03:35 PM	#210
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dear doggie mom. Plese call me BEFORE you give your dog that double dose of insulin, not AFTERWARDS. Sincerely, The pet sitter you schedule to dose your dog at 7 pm.
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