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New pickup line:
"wanna come back to my place and see my bacon wiener?"
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Hehehehehe. Bacon Hardons.
...Oh, Lardons?
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Hardons, Lardons.... What's the difference?
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Well, one's usually about 6 inches long, fairly flaccid to handle at first, but can get firmer, it's all greasy and slippery and the best thing to do with it is stick it in someone's meat.
The other one's usually about 6 inches long.... oh, never mind.
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Of course, everything tastes better wrapped in bacon!
(while there are so many funny things that can be placed after that statement, I will refrain)
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Woman skating in a giant frying-pan with slabs of bacon tied to her feet
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This can't be good for the Jews.
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More importantly, this can't be good for the bacon!
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This is the only time I've wanted to lick toes....
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