![]() |
€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
|
|
|
|
#1 |
|
...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 13,244
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I've had rattlesnake and alligator. Rubbery...
|
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#2 |
|
HI!
|
Ummmmm meat.
|
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#3 |
|
HI!
|
Cheese is not a complete protein. However, beans and rice together are.
|
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Double Agent
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Back East
Posts: 2,071
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Cat Outside my Door:
I am a dog person. Please return to your home, which I suspect is just downstairs. Matterhorn Fan |
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#5 | |
|
Nevermind
|
Quote:
You are under investigation by our group, the Association of Feline Re-education- American Investigations Department, or 'AFRAID'. Our operatives have had you under surveillance for some time now, and we have decided that you are in need of some 're-education'. We shall be launching a concerted effort to sway your opinion towards our species and we would appreciate your cooperation. Any attempts to chase off or harm our personnel will be dealt with harshly- we have many unpleasant retaliatory methods, as I'm sure your friend 'Scaeagles' can attest to. Don't try to run- we are everywhere. Okay, maybe not in the Antarctic, but nearly everywhere. So don't try it. Sincerely yours, etc, The cat outside your door. |
|
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#6 |
|
scribblin'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: in the moment
Posts: 3,872
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear LoT:
Have you seen "Super Size Me"? You will not want to eat at McDonald's ever, ever again. Ever. Especially that "Smoking Fry" extra on the DVD. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Signed, still chubby but not because of fast food! |
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Double Agent
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Back East
Posts: 2,071
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I haven't. I'm interested, but I don't really want to be too grossed out.
|
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: East Bay Area, CA
Posts: 3,156
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Germany and France,
I miss you, but the weather was a little hot. Please install air conditioning soon. Love, Sweaty American Tourist |
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#9 | |
|
Prepping...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Here, there, everywhere
Posts: 11,405
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Biophage
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Moon
Posts: 2,679
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Julie Andrews:
As we discussed today on the phone, enclosed please find a copy of Hairy Pop-him IV: Tuppence a Fag. I do hope you and Blake will find it as enjoyable to watch as it was to make. The insertion and removal of an umbrella, hat rack and potted plant was a most wonderful suggestion but you know how tight ana....errr.. budgetary constraints are! See you at tea next week. Ta! All my hot sweaty monkey love, Pornabog
__________________
And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony) |
|
|
Submit to Quotes
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|