Dear:

[Prudence]

Dear me several weeks ago:

And you thought knitting socks instead of studying was a good idea why? Must every exam period be accompanied by the thrill of seeing how close one can come to the exam date before beginning to commit the subject material to memory? Couldn't you just jump out of an airplane or something?

Get cracking,
Me.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Dear Prudence,
If you could get your class materials on tape, you could study and knit socks at the same time.

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear Sandman,
What was with that funky dream last night? Espionage in Iraq with Madonna as a fellow spy? The attack kid with circular saws for hands?
WTF? I guess I attributed to that with my midnight snack before bed and an IM conversation about Madonna with our Isaac.
Signed,
International Man of Mystery

[BarTopDancer]

Dear self: You ment to wear your pink mary janes today. Why are you wearing your black ones? You're not wearing any other black and your shirt is pink.

Signed,
Perplexed at my morning logic

[Matterhorn Fan]

Dear Sandman,
What was with that funky dream last night? Apartment hunting at some WDW-like resort? With Stargate SG-1 characters? Are you trying to tell me I should actually go find an apartment? Or that I'm watching too much sci-fi lately?
At least I wasn't a spy in Iraq with Madonna.
Signed,
About to be Homeless if I don't do something about it soon

[wendybeth]

Dear Matterhorn Fan,

Don't get any ideas- we have many operatives within the Disney Resort system. Oh, do you have any tuna fish? I'm getting hungry and my shift isn't over for several hours.

Sincerely,
The cat outside your apartment door.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Dear wendybeth,
The cat has not been seen since yesterday afternoon. It would not eat. I hope it's gone home, wherever that is.

A lot of people have been moving out of this complex; I just hope they're not leaving pets behind. Sometimes people are stupid that way.

[scaeagles]

Dear WB,

How long have you been hallucinating that you are a cat? Have you sought help?

Signed,
A concerned fellow poster

[BarTopDancer]

Dear BTD,

Please wash me.

Signed,

ShinyCar

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Dear ShinyCar,

Thank you for your request. Perhaps this weekend I will give you a bath. However, due to the heat, humidity and wind I feel bad taking you to the car wash where people are out in the hot sun all day. I suppose some would say I am taking money away from them by not going, but I feel bad for having someone else (who probably doesn't have a car) sweat and bake so I can have a clean car.

Love,

Your owner

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Dear iSm,

thank you for the Leis you provided way back when during a Tiki meet. They came in handy today for our Hawaii party at work.

Signed,
-BTD

[Gemini Cricket]

Dear Matterhorn Fan,
Being homeless is not fun.
I hope you figure something out.
You could put on a cat costume and maybe Lisa will adopt you.

Hee hee.
But seriously, I hope something comes up.
Sincerely,
GC