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Old 01-16-2011, 10:27 AM   #1
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BTW: the zodiac change thing doesn't affect me - I'm still a Sagittarian. Half man, half horse.
With the size of your sphincter, you will always be half horse
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Old 01-16-2011, 01:36 PM   #2
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With the size of your sphincter, you will always be half horse
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Old 01-19-2011, 01:04 PM   #3
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Abortion doctor performing illegal late-term abortions in filthy conditions with untrained staff charged with murdering live-born children by stabbing them. WTF!
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:21 PM   #4
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wtf indeed!
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Not as much of a WTF, but the story amused me.

House Votes to Stop Printing Bills -- After Printing Hundreds of Copies of That Bill

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The House of Representatives on Tuesday unanimously approved a bill to stop the mandatory printing of congressional documents -- unfortunately for the sponsor, the government had to print another 1,000 pages in order for the House to consider the proposal.

In yet another example of how unintentionally amusing Washington can be, the Government Printing Office was required to provide Congress with 325 copies of the three-page bill, according to the office of author Rep. Chris Lee, R-N.Y. The GPO typically prints between 325 and 475 copies of any bill or resolution, and this one was no exception.

Lee spokesman Matthew Harakal acknowledged the frustration in having to print more copies in order to stop the printing of more copies. But he said if all goes well, the practice should soon draw to a close. The bill would order the GPO to stop the excessive printing and instead provide digital copies to Congress via the Internet.
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Old 01-25-2011, 04:20 PM   #6
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Judith Scheindlin would sort him right out...

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More of a WTF ITEM of the week.

Do they really think wine drinkers would use this thing?!? A Wine Yoke

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More of a WTF ITEM of the week.

Do they really think wine drinkers would use this thing?!? A Wine Yoke
My friend Tim has - and uses - one of these. He had a massive stroke at 42 and has lost most of the use of his right arm. This device allows him to shake hands and move about at parties while still enjoying a glass of wine.
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My friend Tim has - and uses - one of these. He had a massive stroke at 42 and has lost most of the use of his right arm. This device allows him to shake hands and move about at parties while still enjoying a glass of wine.
OK, he's allowed - valid reason. Anybody with use of both arms/hands is not allowed.
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Here's another classic recipe on Food Network's site for dark chocolate.

Really? REALLY?
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