She who smelt it.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

I just cannot imagine the embarrasment of having to admit that they burning match smell was from you, and it was not because you were a terrorist, but because you farted. I would die!

That's why I find a quick spritz of your Balenciaga (duty free of course) so useful...

[Alex]

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

[MouseWife]

Originally Posted by lashbear

I have decided to print off a large coloured sign for the rear window of my rental car saying "Australian Driver. Beware." Now, which side of the road do y'all drive on again?

My British friend told me, back when she lived there, they had signs in the windows of drivers in training.

My friend moved to Sydney. From New York. She had to get right into driving around town, the other side of the road? And totally unaware of the town.

That is probably how you'll feel. Sorry. If I see you I'll be nice.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

Perhaps that was masked by the sounds of her flatulence?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

What I don't understand is how she was able to produce the smell of a burning match without producing the pretty distinctive sound of a match being lit.

Airplanes can be pretty noisy,especially if she were sitting in a seat near the engines. And those crappy paper matches can be relatively quiet.

[lashbear]

Paper Match = fffffftttthh
Fart = PBLBLBLBPBPBBBPPPPPBLBLBLBLBLBPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH H!!!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by lashbear

Paper Match = fffffftttthh
Fart = PBLBLBLBPBPBBBPPPPPBLBLBLBLBLBPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH H!!!

Ah, that puts it in perspective.

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by tracilicious

I just cannot imagine the embarrasment of having to admit that they burning match smell was from you, and it was not because you were a terrorist, but because you farted. I would die!

That would be a tough call...

Do I admit that I had atrocious gas?

or

Lie, and say I'm a terrorist?

[lashbear]

Some peoples farts ARE a terrorist attack !

[Prudence]

I think this is why some airlines now allow pets to fly in coach; it's much easier to blame it on the dog.