Inspiration 7.0

[Cadaverous Pallor]

The rest of you writers better not leave me hanging out to dry.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I'm in the process of mine.

[blueerica]

As am I...

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Delivered by Ann and Andy on Monday, January 22, 2007

Madam Bear, Vice President Lion, Members of Congress, distinguished guests, and fellow citizens:

We are in crisis.

At school they call us names: Dirt poor. Raggedy Ann and Andy. White ******s. It’s worse at home, where we’re called nothing at all. It is perhaps better to be hated by people who notice you than loved by someone who barely acknowledges your existence. Not that we’re completely neglected. We have a threadbare apartment to call our own and a hot dinner is always left in the oven when we arrive home from school. You know when people say, “What’s the matter, were you raised in a barn?!” Well, we grew up in a small city slum but were raised barn animal strong. Twelve years old and healthy. A roof over our heads, a place to eat, and enough bite between us to tear anyone apart who tries to mess with us.

Name calling is tolerated but we don’t like to be roughed up. Cindy Walls threw sand in our eyes last week and we wrestled her to the ground, then kicked her black and blue and bloody. We do hit girls. She cried and screamed and threatened to tell. We explained to her that tattling was as good as betrayal, and if she squealed we’d murder her dog first and then her mother. “Cindy,” we said, “we are a force of reckoning.” That’ll teach her to throw sand in our eyes.

There’s only so much **** eating you can do as a kid before you snap and it’s not our fault that people wrongly expect us to keep still through it all. Most domestic animals will take their beatings and remain loyal because they don’t know another way to live. Well, we are not that kind of animal. We know of better ways, even if those ways are mean. With tooth and claw, we will come at you if you take it upon yourself to mess with us first.

It's a matter of record that Dad left when we were born. Mama said he didn’t want one baby, let alone two. He said times were hard and they would only get harder with two extra mouths to feed. He was right about that, but she still says good riddance to a no good man. We say good riddance to good riddance, because our family could have used a second income.

It may seem hard to believe, but there is good in our hearts even if it's gone and leaked out of everyone else. For example, we are kind to animals and are good about recycling. We believe there is magic to be found in the world and we know we are here to make a difference. Together, all obstacles will be conquered. Together, we will make this a better world to live in, but first we must get rid of all the people. As your Presidents, we promise to increase our stockpile of nuclear weapons for that one great day when we will launch an attack against the crime that is Humanity. Like we told Cindy Walls, we are a force of reckoning.

Ladies and gentleman, we move through this dark world together and with confidence. Though we are miserable now, the State of Us is strong. We peer into the future and envision a better tomorrow. Enemies, beware.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

"The Bear Necessities"

I glanced into the rear-view mirror, just in time to see the remaining few wisps of sunlight illuminating the civilization I was leaving behind. I wondered if I would be a changed man the next time I saw its foreboding skyline. I sure hoped so.

This was certifiably crazy, of course, this impromptu journey across the country. When I awoke this morning, I was only planning on spending a lazy day watching TV and maybe firing up the grill when the sun went down – an itinerary of hot dogs, beer, and a baseball game. Other than that, I really didn’t expect much, certainly not an excursion such as this, set into motion without more than a few moments of thought. When I poured my first cup of coffee and sat down to check my email, the farthest thing from my mind was Platte, South Dakota. And yet now, with the wind ruffling my receding hairline and Joe Walsh serenading me through his talk box, I'm hastily driving towards a midwestern ghost town of sorts, the only image in my head that of a stuffed bear on a lawn chair. It was this image that greeted me at the start of my day, a random picture out of thousands on my hard drive that the screen saver had conjured up – and I suspect, not by chance alone.

This particular photo, currently and indelibly etched into my subconscious, was taken 23 long years ago, when I was just shy of my eighteenth birthday. So much has changed since then. For it wasn’t long after I took that picture that I had discarded the stability of family life and ventured alone into the big city, to find out if I had what it took to be a real writer. And despite the years of struggle, I never really glanced longingly into the rear-view mirror of life, preferring instead to just move forward with reckless abandon, trying to discover who I was, who I could be. In my self-imposed exile, the past held no fascination, only remnants of bitterness carefully avoided. And, in all likelihood, I might never have even considered this strange pilgrimage I find myself on if it wasn’t for that damn bear staring at me this morning.

The picture was taken during what I thought would be the last in a history of visits to Platte - a tiny town in the middle of nowhere that was home to less than a hundred, dirt-poor, overall-wearing residents. Dotted with abandoned grain silos and dried up fields, few ever opted to stay in this desolate community smack-dab in the center or rural America. But Platte was also where the matriarch of our family called home - my great-grandmother, Lydia. Her and Stanley had taken up roots here after immigrating to this country and lived together as simple farmers for over 70 years. Here, they raised a family … my family.

It was no surprise to any of us back then that Lydia would choose to stay in Platte till the end, even though Stanley had died almost ten years earlier. This was still her home, all she had ever known, and she simply wasn’t interested in leaving. And, as a result, our entire family would converge once a year in reunion, in celebration, and out of heartfelt respect. We would gather in this remote homestead to reminisce over a game of cards and a feast of foods canned by her wrinkled but remarkably still-strong hands. And in between meals, amidst the gusts of fresh and warm country air, we would nap lazily on the old sofas. That was just about all there was to do in this quiet town that time forgot. But, despite the boredom, despite the remote location, nobody ever missed one of these gatherings. And it wasn’t out of duty, mind you, it was out of enormous love for a kindly old woman who meant the world to each and every one of us.

And when she finally took her last breaths at the ripe age of 101, we gathered one last time to pay our respects and to share a meal of her canned food and a game of cards, each of them well worn by the hands of time. It was the day after her funeral that I started looking through musty ancient closets and finding these wonderful artifacts from my youth. In particular, a box of old toys and stuffed animals that had accumulated over decades. I decided to take them outside to the small grassy area that I loved to play in as a young boy, arrange them carefully, and take one last portrait to remember them by - the one that just so happened to greet me before breakfast this morning.

(continued below...)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Back when I was little, I only had my vivid imagination and a box of worn toys to get me through those long and boring visits. As an only child, there were no siblings to commiserate with. And so, with these weathered toys, some of which my father had played with when he was a boy, I created fanciful worlds that would occupy my mind for hours on end. My toy of choice, my partner in crime through these escapades, was a simple stuffed bear. Together, we passed the time in the summer sun – a trusty friend that had never let me down in the many years that I had visited, always ready to suggest a colorful adventure for us to embark upon. For as far as my memory is able to trace back, this bear was the first thing out of the box when I arrived and the last thing to go back before I left. Buddies to the end, we were.

And now, as I pass through the vacant desert night, music loud and muscles already fatigued, my mission is simple and yet, oddly profound – to bust that stupid bear out of its boxed prison in South Dakota. I take a final swig off of the now-cold coffee I bought before I left, light one of many cigarettes at my disposal, and nudge the gas pedal with a sense of purpose. If all works out as planned, the empty passenger seat to my right will soon be occupied by a ragged and old stuffed comrade, strapped in securely and seeing the world outside of Platte for the first time. And somehow I sense that, along those battered and desolate old highways, we might both be seeing the world for the first time.

After grandma died, the family gatherings ended, and in many ways, so did the sense of family itself. We all returned to our previous lives, scattered in every corner of the country, never managing to find reason enough to gather around a big dining table again and play cards into the wee hours. And after my parents passed away less than a decade later, leaving me alone in this world, it truly signified the end of family as I knew it. The pain of their loss was enough reason to shut out the memories of the past - for better or worse. And yet, in the years that followed, through the madness and stress of a solitary urban existence, I’ve slowly begun to lose perspective. I’ve begun to lose touch with who I am, where I came from … where I am going.

Something important was surely missing from my life - this much I knew, although I hadn’t a clue what it could possibly be. My writing, once capable of unraveling vivid tales, was now shallow and lifeless and my imagination a mere fraction of its former self – far removed from the days when a stuffed bear was all I needed to create. With its glassy eyes and furry paws, it had supplied a muse like no other I have ever crossed paths with since. And today, a week after celebrating my 40th birthday, as I stared intently at that old photograph I had taken as a teenager, I wondered whether that bear might still hold those same powers. And much to my surprise, I’m apparently willing to drive all the way across the country just to find out. I know our reunion will be bittersweet, for it will allow old painful memories to blossom with a vengeance. But damn it, at least I might be able to actually feel my soul again, rather than just waking each morning as a shell of my former self. If I can regain even a fraction of my boyhood vibrancy and childlike wonder, this journey certainly won’t be for naught.

Change comes at a turtle’s pace, if at all, in Platte, South Dakota. In all the years I visited this little town in my youth, I don’t actually remember anything changing at all as a matter of fact. And somehow (don’t ask me how) I just know that Lydia’s humble old abode will still be there, likely boarded up and long-forgotten, just as my soul has been. Somehow, I know that my bear friend will be reclining in the same place I left him all those years ago, wondering why he was so abruptly abandoned by his young friend after so many years of sticking by my side. I’ll have plenty of time to explain as we make our way to his new home in sunny California. A thousand miles of tears, of laughter and of simply catching up on lost time.

“Hang on, bear. I’m on my way!” I say excitedly to myself - my stomach already knotting in anticipation, even though there are many miles left to travel into this good night. For as crazy as it must sound, within this bear is a forgotten piece of me - a life I turned my back on, a history I assumed would serve no purpose in my future endeavors. And up until this morning, I think I truly believed that. I assumed that I could haphazardly throw chunks of my past into the trash, and yet, somehow, still feel whole. But life doesn’t work that way … and so I drive … through a vast landscape of nothing in an attempt to find everything.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by EH

Madam Bear, Vice President Lion, Members of Congress, distinguished guests, and fellow citizens:

We are in crisis.

I love this opening. Now I keep thinking of a President that would talk about getting into scraps in school.

Originally Posted by MBC

“Hang on, bear. I’m on my way!” I say excitedly to myself -

Fantastic line. This is totally something I can relate to. I'd drive across the country in that scenario.

Can't wait to see what's next!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

EH and MBC, terrific! I love the way to watch each brain comes at this from another direction.

"It is perhaps better to be hated by people who notice you than loved by someone who barely acknowledges your existence." - I thought this was really striking, EH, and insightful.

"I drive … through a vast landscape of nothing in an attempt to find everything." - Lovely use of contrast! A perfect closing observation.

Thanks, both of you, for sharing. (I apparently can't give either of you mojo right now.)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

In my haste to post, I neglected to say how much I enjoyed EH's contribution as well. EH, that was some wonderful writing!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Bump

Just to keep this on everyone's radar...