Good Morning and Welcome to Hell

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

although if thats true, I envy you.

I know the name, I know he's an evangalist, thats the sum total of my knowledge.

[Isaac]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

I suppose I shouldn't take delight in the death of another ...
but I can't help but smile at the thought of newly-deceased Rev. Jerry Falwell waking up tomorrow in Hell.

So where is he now ?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

<sings the Smurf song and does the happy dance with life-size Tink-Winky "action figure">

[Isaac]

Like Ponine and SacTown, I had no clue who this guy was till a moment ago. Long story short, he was a TV evangelist and a prick.

Originally Posted by YAHOO NEWS

Days after Sept. 11, 2001, Falwell essentially blamed feminists, gays, lesbians and liberal groups for bringing on the terrorist attacks.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

In 1999, he told an evangelical conference that the Antichrist was a male Jew who was probably already alive. Falwell later apologized for the remark but not for holding the belief. A month later, his National Liberty Journal warned parents that Tinky Winky, a purple, purse-toting character on television's "Teletubbies" show, was a gay role model and morally damaging to children.

WTF?! The antichrist must be a jew ?!
There's no way he could dare be a christian ?!
Geez! What an asshole!!

Falwell had survived two serious health scares in early 2005. He was hospitalized for two weeks with what was described as a viral infection, then was hospitalized again a few weeks later after going into respiratory arrest. Later that year, doctors found a 70 percent blockage in an artery, which they opened with stents.

Hmm... maybe if he wasn't so busy bashing homosexuals he would have noticed the passages in the bible that imply that all good Christians are supposed to control their weight (yes, that's in the bible).


Ya know, the more learn about this guy, the less I want to know.

I'm happy the world is rid of him but I'm sad that he didn't live long enough to realize the error of his ways.

If he (of all people) gets into heaven, I think we are all home free.
If he doesn't, I'm sure Satan has a nice, warm cell waiting for him in the O.J. Simpson wing of hell.

C'est La Vie.

[Kevy Baby]

How could you not know who Jerry Falwell was?!?

[innerSpaceman]

That's funny. The Christ was a jew, too! Maybe that's why the anti-Christ has to also be a jew.

Originally Posted by zapppop

So where is he now?

Currently, he's in Limbo - - being spit upon and spit-roasted (for practice purposes) while he awaits consignment to eternal damnation in Hades. I would love to be a fly on the walls of Hell when he wakes up in the morning to be greeted by a grinning Beealzebub and is assigned the task of raising funds for Satan on the Devil's new 24/7 local cable channel.

[Isaac]

Dont' forget the accordion music.

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

How could you not know who Jerry Falwell was?!?

I'm not THAT type of Christian

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

How could you not know who Jerry Falwell was?!?

Becuase although you watch the news, you really dont listen, and never read th paper, and really... dont follow current events or politics.

I have never been as informed as this particular group of friends has made me in my lifetime.
And I dont read the obvious politicial or news threads.

I couldnt tell you why we're fighting in other countries, or a great many things.
I should be blonde, because thats what I know about the world. I just dont comment on those types of topics, and people think I am more informed than I am.
Though the things I do know about, I know a lot.

[Not Afraid]

I just remembered a bumper sticker I had on my ancient Toyota.

"The Moral Majority is Neither".

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by zapppop

I'm happy the world is rid of him but I'm sad that he didn't live long enough to realize the error of his ways.

Well, according to my beliefs, he knows now!