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07-26-2007, 07:53 AM
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I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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07-26-2007, 08:34 AM
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"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"
Street Vendor: Klau Kalash! Homer: I'll take one bowl Vendor: No bowl. Stick. Homer: That's just awful...[licking stick clean] now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth? Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice Homer: Eeeew, yech, aagh...I'll take a crab juice. "Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teet."
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07-26-2007, 08:55 AM
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Which one's the 'any' key? Man, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oops, no time for that now, the computer's starting up!"
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07-26-2007, 08:57 AM
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07-26-2007, 09:05 AM
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Optometrist: "... and Yoko Ono."
Homer: "Ew, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band." |
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07-26-2007, 09:08 AM
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Missed it by that much..
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07-26-2007, 09:10 AM
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Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain!
Lisa (reading a flyer): Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB Bart: What's that extra B for? Homer: That's a typo.
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07-26-2007, 09:12 AM
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Missed it by that much..
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07-26-2007, 09:16 AM
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There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated self esteem.-Barney
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07-26-2007, 09:22 AM
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(One of my favorites and I can't explain why...)
Lindsey Nagel: Lisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school. Zazz!
Lisa: What is 'zazz'? Lindsey Nagel: Zing! Zork! Kapowza! Call it what you want, in any language it spells mazuma in the bank! Lisa: 'Zork'? What is 'zork'? Lindsey Nagel: I didn't say 'zork'. |
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