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"My johnny says he'd like to do her nails right down to the wrist with a big buzz-saw."
There are so many great lines, how does one choose?
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Countess DeLave: I never got a sou out of anybody except my first husband, Mr. Strauss. Oh he said the most touching thing in his will, I remember every word of it... He said "To my beloved wife Flora, I leave all my estate... To be administered by executors because she is an A-1 schlmiel."
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"Well, cheer up, Mary; living alone has its compensations. Heaven knows it's marvelous being able to spread out in bed like a swastika."
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"Oh, you remember the awful things they said about what's-her-name before she jumped out the window? There. You see? I can't even remember her name so who cares Edith?"
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"Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off."
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"Why he's plum loco for you countess! He likes you even better than his horse! And it's such a blasted big horse too! "
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"Any ladle's sweet that dishes out some gravy."
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Exercise instructress: Arms flat. Crawl slowly up the wall...
Sylvia Fowler: The way you say that makes me feel like vermin. Exercise instructress: That shouldn't be much effort. I mean, crawling up the wall.
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"Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone."
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You can have his soul, I get everything else.
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