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Old 06-01-2013, 03:54 PM   #1
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This is amazing.

A man was upset because the "d" in "and" was missing from a sign for the "State or Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission"

So he wanted to blow the sign up.

So got instructions for a pressure cooker bomb off the internet.

But instead he walked into the office carrying the bomb, explained his mission...then explained that the bomb wouldn't work because the instructions he got were so poorly written...and that made him further upset and therefore the members of the commission should be further concerned about the state of education!

For realsies

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State OF Oregon, godammit! State of. Get it right or so help me......
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Old 06-06-2013, 10:57 PM   #2
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State OF Oregon, godammit! State of. Get it right or so help me......
Boy, they really need to address these issues in education...
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Old 07-08-2013, 03:13 PM   #3
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Wow. That is crazy.
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Old 07-15-2013, 07:22 PM   #4
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:36 AM   #5
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Amazingly bad writing. Here are the three opening sentences, and the alleged writer's byline.

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A cow falls on a man and kills him, this is a bizarre accident making headline news today. The cow falls on the man after coming right through the roof. The bovine falls eight feet onto a bed where a man and wife are sleeping. -
Roz Zurko is a published freelance writer originally from Milford, Conn. and writes from her home in Westfield, Ma. today. Her background in psychology adds a unique prospective to her writing. Her articles were read by more than one million people last month.
One million stupider people.
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I don't mind the picture. He's right, he looks good for 70. Though he looks distressingly like my memory of my father (if I aged my father to 50).

That said, I'm appalled that he apparently wears those stupid red sunglasses at home, in his bathroom, while naked. From this I can only assume he wears socks while having sex.
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Old 07-23-2013, 07:40 AM   #7
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Sure, he's in shape for a 70-year old... but he's Geraldo Rivera! I didn't need to see Geraldo Rivera half naked, no matter what his fitness level happens to be.
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:37 PM   #9
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You aren't always going to get quality journalism on hyperlocal news sites using non-professional labor.

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Grammar would be nice.
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