The Secret Crush

[flippyshark]

She loves me!!! Yaaaaaayyyy!!!

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

And 246 people is just about half our student population....so you are suggesting I go out with just about every girl at school? Ha...fat chance

No need to limit yourself to the student body - why, I bet there are plenty of attractive women that don't go to your school. But where ever you look, you'd better get to it, it may take some time to date 246 wowmen before you graduate.

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by DisneyFan25863

I'm putting my chances at about 5.42%. Why? I don't know.

I like those odds. That's only 1 in 20 women. How fun! Now go out and find twenty applicants.

[Claire]

Crap. I haven't had a crush in eons. Years. Needs to be rectified immediately. Sure, my Starbucks guy is beyond hot in his Hobbit-reading, dark-haired, dark-eyed, excellent-latte-making way, but even he hasn't captured my imagination or caused me to flirt. Darn.

My sister's fiance's friend's brother has a crush on me that's a little uncomfortable at times...he's a cranky curmudgeon and will only leave the house if I'm going with the group somewhere. He's cute, but damn, the man has issues, hates half of Jon-Erik and Sarah's friends and he's always so freaking negative and grumpy. I couldn't crush on him if I tried, but I'm flattered by his affections.

I need a crush!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

My not so secret crushes this week are:
#1: My Ed. My Zack Braff. Rena.
#2: Jesus Boy from the bus
#3: Mr Reads A lot on the Bus, though I don't see much of him anymore.
#4: Celebrity Crush = that asshole Sawyer on LOST.
#5: True book loves = Oliver Mellors and Professor Snape
#6: My one crush that is actually a secret.

And there's a man who rides the bus with me. The only commuter I actually converse with from time to time. I'm fairly certain I'm *his* bus crush. It's too bad I don't reciprocate his feelings because he *does* do a lovely Mr T impression from the A-Team, and he's a very nice guy.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

One day, DF will fall really hard for some girl, do everything in his power to land her, knock her socks off, and bring her to DL for our blessing.

Then we'll show her this thread and say that he almost gave up on love just before he bumped into her.

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

One day, DF will fall really hard for some girl, do everything in his power to land her, knock her socks off, and bring her to DL for our blessing.

Then we'll show her this thread and say that he almost gave up on love just before he bumped into her.

Awww!!!

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

One day, DF will fall really hard for some girl, do everything in his power to land her, knock her socks off, and bring her to DL for our blessing.

Then we'll show her this thread and say that he almost gave up on love just before he bumped into her.

Yes, but then he'll be forced to explain the 245 women that came before her

[blueerica]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Yes, but then he'll be forced to explain the 245 women that came before her

Those were only practice for the real event...

[MouseWife]

How does the Bread song go 'What does it matter if you're not the first? As long as you're the last?'

Or something like that....