12-year-old boy dies on Disney's Rock'n'Roller coaster

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I joke about death all the time. However, I'm not going to be doing it at a funeral. Context and timing.

I did it while preparing for my grandfather's funeral.

Some funeral homes will give you the option of putting some sort of picture on the inside of your casket lid. ie. You can put a huge picture of Jesus there so he's watching over you. etc.

My grandparents were totally in love but they fought like cats and dogs every single day of their lives. (It's what happens when a Sicilian man loves a Portuguese gal...) So I told my grandmother that we should put a huge picture of herself there so she could keep her eye on grandpa for all eternity. For two seconds she stopped crying to slap me on the arm. In those two seconds she smiled.

Death can be funny.

When I die, I want someone to throw a great big party. Male strippers and people in costumes. Come as your favorite dead celebrity. I'm totally serious. And I want some of my ashes scattered in front of the Haunted Mansion and some on Tom Sawyer Island. zapppop would totally do that for me, I know it.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

And I want some of my ashes scattered in front of the Haunted Mansion and some on Tom Sawyer Island.

There must be thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands of people scattered around DL......

My wife's aunt did the dirty deed in the HM when her daughter died (it was her favorite ride).

[Alex]

I'm assuming you're using the phrase "dirty deed" differently than I would.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

I'm assuming you're using the phrase "dirty deed" differently than I would.

My thoughts exactly

[Matterhorn Fan]

GC, your funeral sounds like fun.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

GC, your funeral sounds like fun.

My father-in-law has in his will that his funeral will be a drunken party. He lives on an island, and if anyone cries, they are to be immediatly tossed into the ocean! We are to toss his ashes out to sea.

[CoasterMatt]

My funeral is gonna be one big party, with lots of explosives, and all sorts of debauchery

[Gemini Cricket]

Yes, but was it done dirt cheap?

[Not Afraid]

Get OUT of my brain, GC!

[lashbear]

Disney Themed Funerals:
" Now that I've karked it, I'm going to Disneyland ™ "