Dear:

[blueerica]

BTD - No, this is an entirely new one. The other little guy's still sitting there, just as he ever was.

-Erica

[Morrigoon]

Dear Wells Fargo,

Imagine my shock at seeing my account was $79 in the red. Imagine how much more shocked I was to realize that $68 of that was your overdraft fees. Am I the only one who thinks it's ridiculous to owe $68 in fees for being $11 overdrawn?

-An Unhappy Customer

[Snowflake]

Dear Attorney Bossman and &^$*#%$&:

I am leaving, as you know, in an hour and half. Of course you want me to send out letters to 35 of your clients in advance of the firm letter advising the changes in annuity and maintenance fees. You knew the firm letters were going out this week, months ago. Of course you wait until the very last moment and expect me to get them done because you forgot about it.

I am presently clearing the docket you never look at to make sure you a$$ does not end up in a sling over a missed due date. Dream on.

Donna

[Capt Jack]

Dear Snowy's boss

get a life. she obviously has one. you should give it a try sometime

a concerned cohort

[Snowflake]

Dear Capt. Jack:

I love you!

Snowflake

[blueerica]

Dear Guy-Two-Rows-Over;

I've finally figured it out! You remind me of Jar Jar Binks... even down to the way that you walk. Impressive! Or not.

Sincerely,

Erica

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by blueerica

Dear Guy-Two-Rows-Over;

I've finally figured it out! You remind me of Jar Jar Binks... even down to the way that you walk. Impressive! Or not.

Sincerely,

Erica

Dear Guy-Two-Rows-Over-From-BE,

That is impressive.
It's pretty hard to be something that odd.

~Me

[Mousey Girl]

Dear Remy,

You are a very sweet little girl. I know they bought you at Petco. Petco's rodent track record is 1 out of 4, so please make this 2 out of 5.

To the other Girls, get over it. She is a baby. She still has her baby fuzz. Be nice (especially you Smurf). Quit the snits you all seem to be in.

Love, Mommy.


To The Boss,

When I go up to tell you I am sick and need to go home, it is not time to play Let's Make a Deal. I came in because I had a problem order on my desk that I needed to make sure got taken care of. I could have just called out sick, but I didn't. I have only gone home sick twice in a year. You have another person who seems to set her own schedual. Before you get onto me, try looking at Little Miss Perfect.

Signed, the one who cleans up after LMP

[Prudence]

Dear Health Law Professor:

You did NOT just ask us to count off to form groups, did you? Because we can't possibly be trusted, as adults, to form groups on our own and have to count off like we're in grade school? You suck, and so do your lectures; we can read the power point slides ourselves, if that's all the teaching you're going to do.

No love,
Me.

[lindyhop]

Dear D,

Call your mother.


Love,
Mom