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It's weird that you would go to a "wake" to celebrate someone who can't.
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Have a big crank on the outside of your closed coffin. Each guest gets one full crank. A handful of lucky guests get a surprise when the coffin opens and your springloaded body sits up. A dead man's Jack in the Box. ![]() Or Bornieo in the Box. |
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Even better after the funeral attach it to the head stone and freak out the families of the people buried around you. Maybe James Earl Jones could do the voice. |
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:: checking in-box for my PM invite::
Still waiting.
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PMs went out earlier.
![]() Fine. I'll be more honest and straight forward. I snubbed you all, including the deceased! So there! Ha! It's going to be a great party too. I'm even hiring a live band to play "Dancing With Myself", and that's just what I'll do. |
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It's Toaster OVENS... and I've got a Kitchen full already.. have one of mine.
![]() We want pics, video footage (with commentary) and a play by play slo-mo. (is mo the right word here?) Oh, and Katiesue, I'll scatter you off the Mission Beach Rollercoaster..... Or the Chaos.... ![]()
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Frankly, I'm glad they're dead or dying. Frankly, it cheered me up. So I'm done sulking.
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There's our happy sunbeam, again!
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