Bush "Stages" a Teleconference with soldiers. - Page 7

wendybeth · 10-14-2005, 09:07 PM

"Alright, we'll call it a draw..."

Motorboat Cruiser · 10-14-2005, 09:15 PM

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

wendybeth · 10-14-2005, 09:22 PM

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...."

Nephythys · 10-14-2005, 10:17 PM

Speaking of staging- did you guys see the article about the news reporter doing a story from a boat- when two guys walk by and show that the water is ankle deep LOL

Oopsie

Run away! Run away!

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

wendybeth · 10-14-2005, 10:32 PM

That rabbit's dynamite!

Not Afraid · 10-14-2005, 11:04 PM

I'm still bored.

wendybeth · 10-14-2005, 11:13 PM

For NA:

Penis Names 1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

2. Gristle Missle

3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power

4. Bone-Her

5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)

6. Granite Edifice

7. One-Eyed Fred

8. Dip Stick

9. Piss Pump

10. Meat Wrench

<img> 11. Nightcrawler

12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper

13. Love Pump

14. Richard and the Twins

15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel

16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken

17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey

18. Johnson

19. Trouser Snake

20. Tool

21. Thrill Drill

22. Sex Pistol

23. Pocket Rocket

24. One Hole Friction Whistle

25. The Pink Oboe

26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior

27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower

28. Trouser Trout

29. Vlad The Impaler

The last one is my favorite.

Not Afraid · 10-14-2005, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendybeth

For NA:

Penis Names
10. <img>

29. Vlad The Impaler

The last one is my favorite.

Is #10 what Samwise calls his?

And, #29 is perfect for the month of October.

I declare all Penises be named "VLAD THE IMPALER" for the entire month of October.

wendybeth · 10-14-2005, 11:34 PM

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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	Speaking of staging- did you guys see the article about the news reporter doing a story from a boat- when two guys walk by and show that the water is ankle deep LOL Oopsie Run away! Run away! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	That rabbit's dynamite! __________________
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I'm still bored.
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10-14-2005, 11:13 PM	#67
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	For NA: Penis Names 1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 2. Gristle Missle 3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power 4. Bone-Her 5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls) 6. Granite Edifice 7. One-Eyed Fred 8. Dip Stick 9. Piss Pump 10. Meat Wrench <img> 11. Nightcrawler 12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper 13. Love Pump 14. Richard and the Twins 15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel 16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken 17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey 18. Johnson 19. Trouser Snake 20. Tool 21. Thrill Drill 22. Sex Pistol 23. Pocket Rocket 24. One Hole Friction Whistle 25. The Pink Oboe 26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior 27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower 28. Trouser Trout 29. Vlad The Impaler The last one is my favorite. __________________
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