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I Floop the Pig
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I can install a car stereo.
I am a well practiced kitchen scavenger. As in, I've put together some pretty damned good meals with whatever happens to be lying in our fridge and cupboards.
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HI!
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I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget you're a man.............
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I do puzzles!
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check your head
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I can open doors as well as pick stuff up off the ground with my toes.
I can sit in the lotus position. |
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Making Good Girls Go Bad
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I can, if the timing is right and the CHP are otherwise occupied, make it from Palo Alto to Disneyland in under five hours. My best time is around 4 1/2.
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I LIKE!
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I would go solo to visi some frineds in college. Prior to leaving, I would kill a bee and put it in my car in a shady spot. Would then drive very fast with the windows down. If I got pulled over, I'd put the bee on my dash. me: "Oh, officer, I am so sorry. A bee got in my car. I'm allergic to bee stings, so I was deserately trying to kill it and wasn't paying attention. I just killed it." officer: "Oh, I understand. Next time don't panic and just pull over." me: "yes sir. Thank you." |
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I have finger toes like SzcerbiakManiac. I can pick up stuff with my toes.
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