Attack of the haikus! - Page 7

SacTown Chronic · 04-07-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Sac, what do you say?
Great golf pontificator
That we know you are

Hard to say. Will Phil
be in the mix? Probably.
Tiger? Yes. Els? Yes.

Vijay, not so much.
I'll take Phil to defend his
green jacket. Or not.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-07-2005, 04:19 PM

Projects are all done
Nothing due any time soon
Too much time to kill

Coworker resigned
I thought he was nice enough
Others say different

scaeagles · 04-07-2005, 04:22 PM

I saw Tiger Woods
putt the ball way off the green
into a wet creek

Tiger, oh Tiger
Yes, I suck badly at golf
but not that badly

SacTown Chronic · 04-07-2005, 04:38 PM

Tiger has wet ball.
Does Tiger's caddie dry his
balls when they get wet?

blueerica · 04-07-2005, 04:42 PM

Why is it that I
must sit here reading others
having so much fun

Why is my patient
so very late this Thursday?
It is troublesome.

I look at the clock
hoping that it provides me
with a quick escape.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-07-2005, 04:44 PM

Antibiotics
Clears infection from my tooth
What else has it killed?

scaeagles · 04-07-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Tiger has wet ball.
Does Tiger's caddie dry his
balls when they get wet?

I also wonder
If the caddie of Tiger
would dry his wet shaft

SacTown Chronic · 04-07-2005, 04:59 PM

And clubhead also.
A clean head and stiff shaft is
key for ball striking.

scaeagles · 04-07-2005, 05:08 PM

I have never been
a ball striker, but always
end up in the hole

Not Afraid · 04-07-2005, 05:10 PM

I had no idea
That a boring game like golf
Could be so nasty!

04-07-2005, 04:19 PM	#62
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Projects are all done Nothing due any time soon Too much time to kill Coworker resigned I thought he was nice enough Others say different __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-07-2005, 04:22 PM	#63
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I saw Tiger Woods putt the ball way off the green into a wet creek Tiger, oh Tiger Yes, I suck badly at golf but not that badly
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04-07-2005, 04:38 PM	#64
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Tiger has wet ball. Does Tiger's caddie dry his balls when they get wet? __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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04-07-2005, 04:42 PM	#65
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Why is it that I must sit here reading others having so much fun Why is my patient so very late this Thursday? It is troublesome. I look at the clock hoping that it provides me with a quick escape.
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04-07-2005, 04:44 PM	#66
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Antibiotics Clears infection from my tooth What else has it killed? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-07-2005, 04:59 PM	#68
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	And clubhead also. A clean head and stiff shaft is key for ball striking. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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04-07-2005, 05:08 PM	#69
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I have never been a ball striker, but always end up in the hole
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04-07-2005, 05:10 PM	#70
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I had no idea That a boring game like golf Could be so nasty!
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